I am a crook… you are the liar

Because of my gubernatorial freedom pursued in a conservative manner, the right-winged political troubleshooters are in desperate need of offending the Senate’s toughest crooks across this land of mine. To this intent, as I see it, liberalism is futile. Futility is the single weapon in the war against liberalism as I blog what is going on in the Nation’s Capitol – make that Washington, D.C.

You are the liar. I’m the crook who tackles the toughest conservative values in the frigging country.

Capitalism, racism, sexism – these are just some of the words ending with the suffix –ism when Congress calls. Guess which delegate is here to answer. The liberals will lose public policy this year to the conservative power players rallying over the issues affecting my world and theirs. I am rhetorically built around the topics more than any other blog comedian in recent memory. To me, however, billions of cash could be needed to fund future common-sense gubernatorial and libertarian projects, having each Congressional Republican leader’s say over the issues affecting them as well. Today, conservatism; tomorrow, the Democrats who fight for the right. To preserve power to the 50th power, Congress is facing confrontation in a rally of equals.

If I am a crook, every conservative pundit will become liars.


President Obama and Vice President Biden defend the issues all other lawmakers miss. To the contrary, I’ll carry my .50 caliber semi-electric conservative stun gun and attack the liberal inaction caused by blue-state reform defense detectives (just kidding!).

I am the crook… you are the liar.

To me, conservatism is real. For the Republicans, every issue is about to defend in Senatorial glory as the liberal and progressive lawmakers will speak out over the deficits attacking the conservatives in 2014. The truce concerning conservatism and how Obama, Biden and their aides will rally with the legislators during the decades that follow their decision-making strategies.

Observe conservative freedom.


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