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Mark Reed Levin – King of the Conservative frontier.

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I am a crook… you are the liar

Because of my gubernatorial freedom pursued in a conservative manner, the right-winged political troubleshooters are in desperate need of offending the Senate’s toughest crooks across this land of mine. To this intent, as I see it, liberalism is futile. Futility is the single weapon in the war against liberalism as I blog what is going on in the Nation’s Capitol – make that Washington, D.C.

You are the liar. I’m the crook who tackles the toughest conservative values in the frigging country.

Capitalism, racism, sexism – these are just some of the words ending with the suffix –ism when Congress calls. Guess which delegate is here to answer. The liberals will lose public policy this year to the conservative power players rallying over the issues affecting my world and theirs. I am rhetorically built around the topics more than any other blog comedian in recent memory. To me, however, billions of cash could be needed to fund future common-sense gubernatorial and libertarian projects, having each Congressional Republican leader’s say over the issues affecting them as well. Today, conservatism; tomorrow, the Democrats who fight for the right. To preserve power to the 50th power, Congress is facing confrontation in a rally of equals.

If I am a crook, every conservative pundit will become liars.

How?

President Obama and Vice President Biden defend the issues all other lawmakers miss. To the contrary, I’ll carry my .50 caliber semi-electric conservative stun gun and attack the liberal inaction caused by blue-state reform defense detectives (just kidding!).

I am the crook… you are the liar.

To me, conservatism is real. For the Republicans, every issue is about to defend in Senatorial glory as the liberal and progressive lawmakers will speak out over the deficits attacking the conservatives in 2014. The truce concerning conservatism and how Obama, Biden and their aides will rally with the legislators during the decades that follow their decision-making strategies.

Observe conservative freedom.

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More conservative wisdom:

www.factcheck.org

www.flackcheck.org

www.colbertnation.com

www.cspan.com

www.lastword.msnbc.com

http://www.chrismatthews.com

Better Know the Mayor

We all believe in conservative and liberal gubernatorial warfare – but, above all, who is about to change the face of government these days, huh? But, as I find out who – the mayor of Washington County – is ready for change in reform.

Nonetheless, there ought to be some conservative thinking in Washington County that is in Washington, D.C.

Even www.thewrap.com’s entertainment law blog, Hollywood, D.C. – a portmanteau of Hollywood, California and Washington, D.C. – gives politicians and the media and entertainment industries a voice in the creative community and on Capitol Hill.

Enough said.

Screw Minnesota Senate Majority Leader Al Franken.

To me, as I put it in blogging, Washington County needs a more simplified voice in the legislature: the mayor.

He is the most powerful conservative gubernatorial figure in power politics, and the embodiment of all other Congressional figures ever known to man day in and day out

– defending every area of the government realm. To embody the creation of political hardship and confrontation, mayoral figures representing the 50 states that make up the North American region are rallying and speaking out on difficult issues one delegate at at time. The mayors of certain cities throughout America listen to what the Congressionally-minded conservatives speak out on the vital issues facing each other’s nation – and what these mayoral delegates debate over the countless hot-button topics affecting all red state and blue state lawmakers young and old who are fighting for the right-wing middle class.

In The Weekly Standard Magazine, aimed primarily at the conservative-minded male audience – conservatism is the father of all political parties, Republican and Democratic, and how the free enterprise system is rallied in perpetuity.

Mayors all just like that. Really.

Matt Drudge, whose name is derived from a slang term meaning “someone involved in drudgery,” is the embodiment of gubernatorial conspiracy. Drudge is the founder and editor of the Drudge Report – which focuses primarily on political and social journalism on the World Wide Web. Radically engaging and absolutely thought provoking, Drudge provides the common scoop on political warfare from a blogger’s perspective.

Every mayor rallies against the liberal enemies facing pressure from conservative upsets. Thus the mayor will defend all areas of government on a day-by-day track record; and he is free to intervene with all of the other members of the House of Congress as he confronts over the most common modern-day issues facing the Presidential aides and the liberal, progressive and conservative pundits vying for gubernatorial rallying in the Nation’s Capitol.

www.townhall.com

www.drudgereport.com

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www.liarsandcrooks.wordpress.com

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Debunking how people ponder

The are of pondering is how many people think while placing their right hands with their brains. What better way there is to eradicate imponderability than to deep-think inside the human mind. For many of the more the 870 billion men each year, imponderability is essential to an arsenal of neurological terms, which include a plot to increase a man’s pondering human brain by 100 percent.

That’s an I.Q. of 100 for every male brain being picked by males.

According to Imponderables reference book series author David Feldman, thinking men must ponder with their brains – primarily through streams of electrical currents receiving messages concerning the creation of thoughts surrounding the entire central nervous system. I am pondering with my right hand under my head, as I think deeply in my mind, for that matter.

Feldman is an authority on all things imponderable, having submitting questions focusing on the mysteries of everyday life across 10 critically acclaimed titles in the Imponderables book series. He also invented two groundbreaking party games, Malarky and Imponderables, and has the upcoming book The Imponderable Gun hitting bookstores this fall from longtime publisher HarperCollins.

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Do not blog until you see the man with the fact check!

Fact checkers are the men with the debunking brains behind the headlines… the liars, crooks, and goons chasing one top story in the news after another… and investigative insertion of nonfiction content in print and digital media.

What about the fictitious fact-checking organization Rent-A-Blogger?

I believe it was a joke!

Here’s another punch line Anthony Jesselnik doesn’t want me to laugh:

THE FOLLOWING BLOG POST IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN LIVING DIGITAL MEDIA, ON LIARS AND CROOKS-DOT-COM!

Please repent with me as fact-checking pundits follow each other through the magic of the mainstream media as they search for truth in investigative journalism, yielding bigger, more editable blogs.

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Firing back at factual evidence, I, the Fact Detective, am about to eradicate imponderability by placing factual content in every form of media available today.

That’s unimportant to the liberals and important to conservative debunkers and journalists gather the scoop from inside Washington, D.C.

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